By all Means... MARRY!"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." - David Bissonette"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."- Sacha Guitry"
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."- Hemant Joshi"
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."- Socrates"
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."- Dumas"
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - Sigmund Freud"
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me" - Anonymous"
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."- Henny Youngman"
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Sam Kinison"
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- James Holt McGavran"
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." -Patrick
MurrayTwo secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.- Nash"
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."- Anonymous"
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."- Henny Youngman"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."- Rodney Dangerfield"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."- Milton Berle"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."- Anonymous"
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."- Sacha Guitry"
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."- Hemant Joshi"
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."- Socrates"
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."- Dumas"
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - Sigmund Freud"
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me" - Anonymous"
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."- Henny Youngman"
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Sam Kinison"
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- James Holt McGavran"
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." -Patrick
MurrayTwo secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.- Nash"
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."- Anonymous"
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."- Henny Youngman"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."- Rodney Dangerfield"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."- Milton Berle"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."- Anonymous"
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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